Have trouble sharing your feelings? Feel like "the man" is always keeping you down? When you get mad, do you just push those feelings way down inside of you like your grandpa told you to? Well, today's your lucky day...introducing the Anger Vault. When you get home after a hard day of putting up with the boss you can't stand, when the kids are running through the house screaming, when the wife says you need to clean out the garage 'cause you said you would three weeks ago....take all those vile, murderous thoughts and put them in the Anger Vault. Who knew a tiny wooden box could prevent violent crimes? Man, I wish it was that simple. We gotta learn to have more fun together, as a planet, not in our own little tribes and cliques. This message brought to you by the Little Box Makers of America.